Plastic surgery

I have often contemplated the idea of plastic surgery. Not to increase my stature mind you, although as stated in the past it would be great for me in court to have that advantage.

No...I always liked the idea of having bigger lips, smaller feet, stronger forehead and less bulbish nose. Daisy of course, loves me just the way I am (so she says). And now with getting older, signs of aging of the face such as jowls, wrinkly neck, sagging cheeks and lines in the forehead. Well actually, I have sorta looked like this from birth. BUT, there's no time like now for a change, right?

I don't know any male gnomes who have had plastic surgery, do you? I know a couple of female gnomes who had breast augmentation, but being under 2 feet tall....it sort of makes walking and standing upright a challenge.

Anyways, I started looking at male plastic surgery and found out about surgery for men. It appears that for men, common sites for liposuction include under the chin and around the waist, and in the reduction of enlarged male breasts, a condition known as gynecomastia. That is scary, sounds like a venereal disease.

Maybe I should just look into a little botox instead?